contrarianarchon ([personal profile] contrarianarchon) wrote2022-07-28 12:39 pm
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 Me: Thinks fondly about how much I like all my special burger techniques and how favourably they compare to the work of the people I think of as steak cultists. 
Me: How am I different from them? 
Me: Well, my techniques *work* for one. 
Me: I'm a member of *The Esoteric Order of the Burger.* Thank you very much.